he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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