is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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