Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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