whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The adults are the big ones right?
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