so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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