You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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