He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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