Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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