isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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