Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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