I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize