I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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