I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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