We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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