My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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