Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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