...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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