she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize