my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
