after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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