she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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