East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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