I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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