4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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