U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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