She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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