Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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