I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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