Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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