You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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