Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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