I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....