she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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