you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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