the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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