you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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