I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
