Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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