both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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