is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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