Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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