last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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