maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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