Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...