Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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