omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
