If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yo dont text me then not text me
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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