Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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