when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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