wanna go halves on a baby?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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