I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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