I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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