is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
