He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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