People with herpes should wear stickers.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we're making bets on your personal life
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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