That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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