she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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